Can I Apply For A Job As A Rich Woman?

Here is my application:

Name: Magda Madison
Contact Information: magsmadisonATyahooDOTcom

What experience do you have being rich?

• Flew first class to the west coast. I handled myself quite maturely when I realized Bonnie Hunt was seated two rows behind me.

• Searched online for Mercedes cars.

• Know someone who has a Rolex.

• An avid watcher of Santa Barbara.

• Experience trying on diamonds.

• Cleaned a house in a gated community.

How do you plan on keeping a high profile?




Ok. That's easy, I will make sure to have plastic surgery, eat at Taco Bell and break windows with golf clubs.
I will volunteer for a reality show, where I will go bra-less and adopt some kids from another country.
I will change my name at least twice, change my hair at least weekly and only wear red--it will be my trademark.
During slow times, I will be prepared to go commando.


What causes will you champion?

• Anything remotely related to an illness
  
• the Beverly Hills Public Library
  
• the Association for Hybrid Bentleys.

How will you maintain your lifestyle?

Simple. I will hire someone to maintain it for me.


Who will your friends be?

• Sally Struthers
  
• Bob Saget
  
• Meridith Baxter (she's all the rage, ya know!)
• Carol Burnett
• Perez Hilton (I just love her!)

(photo credits: char1iej, Swamibu, FunnyTivoFace, birdtoes)